Originally Posted by Jenny S.

Right here:


Montreux, Switzerland, at the Lake Geneva Shore, right next to Billyboy Gates' house.



Reasons:

- beautiful,
- best food
- best coffee
- low crime rate
- only around 100 miles to France, Italy, Germany, and Austria
- total bank secrecy
- nice people
- best ski resorts right there
- nice climate
- prostitution legal
- porn legal