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Originally posted by stanton
What a good present for a girl for a valentines day!?!?
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My first real girlfriend, back in High School, got quite a shock when she saw what I got her for Valentine's Day.
The night before, I stopped into a sex shop that had a wide assortment of sex toys. I figured, I couldn't go wrong.
I was never in one of these places and was a little weirded out. I just grabbed one of the first vibrators I saw and proceeded to the counter to pay.
There was this fat sweaty guy behind the counter ringing me up. He leaned over to me and whispered to me asking if I needed any batteries. I told him that I could wait till I got home.
The next day, I gave my sweetheart this giftwraped box with a romantic card. She was beaming. She read the card out loud and we kissed passionately afterwards.
Then came time for the present.
When she unwrapped it, she held it up and was in total shock. She yelled at me, 'What the hell do I need this for, when I have you?'.
I worked the vibrator into out nightly foreplay and she grew to love it, real quick! - She said that it was the best present she ever got - hehehe.
