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More French Jokes That Appeared In The Tabloids !!!
These appeared in The Sun newspaper yesterday...
How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris ?
Nobody knows because they never tried it...
The French have just ordered a new flag design.
It's a white cross on a white background....
Why did the French plant trees along the Champs Elysees ?
So the Germans could march in the shade...
Where do you find 60million French Jokes ?
In France...
What's the difference between a Wonderbra and the French World Cup squad ?
A Wonderbra has decent support - and a cup...
What is the difference between Frenchmen and toast ?
You can make soldiers out of toast...
What's the definition of confusion ?
Father's Day in Paris...
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals ?
Philippe Flop...
What's the first thing you are taught when joining te French army ?
To say "I surrender" in German...
Why was Jesus not born in France ?
Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin...
Why don't the French like the fireworks at Disneyland Paris ?
Because every time they go off, people start to surrender...
What do you call a good-looking woman in France ?
A tourist...
What is a Frenchman's idea of safe sex ?
Marking the cows that kick...
Why do the French eat snails ?
It gives them speedier reactions...
Jacques Chirac walked into a bar with a parrot on his head and the landlord said " How did this happen" ?
The parrot replied "It all started as a pimple on my ass"...
When East and West Germany got back together there were talks to relocate the capital city..... Back to Paris...
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