For a year, my adult business office was located upstairs from a gay bar.
When I was working late at night, in addition to the incesscent disco music blaring, I could hear gay guys arguing on the patio, which also is surrounded by brick, and echoed into my office.
Most of the time I was editing video and wore a noise-cancelling headset, but on occasions when I didn't, it was hilarious to hear their cat fights.
Gay fights are apparently about loud drama and are endurance contests, as I can't remember anyone ever actually going to blows (when I say blows I mean fists, um...well, that's not exactly what I meant - you know what I mean damn it).
There is no sound quite like two queens screaming with gay lisps at each other full pitch at 1am...
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