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Originally Posted by marketsmart
if you live in Hawaii, smoke meth, (or crack), and have a girlfriend that looks like a man....
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wow.... i'm close.
i live on Maui.... own A $2 million dollar home in the #1 resort on the face of the Earth, Wailea... (and of course, all the trimmings that go along with that....) i do psychedelics... (never meth... only for losers)..... have a girlfriend that, doesn't look anything like a man, out-earns you 30 fold and fucks likes there's no tomorrow..... makes me rum & Cokes, pancakes, sandwiches, and anything else I want, EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY I EXIST while I scratch my ass & pick my nose next to my pool in the sun.... i think I'm close... yeah?
hey, when do we start the thread about the kid that has nothing, never will have anything, sponges off his mother, has a temporary pass to GFY, thinks he's actually got something to offer, and attempts to bash his superiors in a weak effort to gain gay pivot favors with Juicylinks?
I wanna do THAT one!
