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Guests who use the bathroom and never use the sink, yes I can tell.
Peoples children with no manners or respect, aka lack of the rod.
Guest who pinch a loaf so foul that flies are attracted to the windows Amityville horror style, yet do not see the can of air freshener let alone use it.
The inability to find carrots in stores with the greenery still attached.
People driving for miles with their blinkers on.
People who do not know why I flash my high beams when a semi is pulling ahead and wants to merge into my lane.
Getting a flat tire on my chair.
Seeing people spit liquid or anything on sidewalks, my tires go through that shit and my hands touch my tires.
Renters who bitch about shit that just ain't your problem, like if a light bulb goes out.
The difficulty of finding pocket watches since I can not wear a wrist watch as they usually get caught in my tires.
Fat people taking up all the good or shall I say closest handicapped spaces, like they can not use the extra walk.
Handicapped compact cars parking in the handicapped van spaces.
Telemarketers since they are ignoring my DNC listing.
Bloody tampons in the bathroom trash bin that are not camouflaged.
Fake coughs around smokers, grow some balls already. PS I'm a non smoker now.
People who do not pick their dogs shit up.
People who do not look and just open their drivers side doors into oncoming traffic.
When the side of cheese starts to go hard.
People who just let their dogs bark all day or night.
Parents that look at you as a pedo if a kid smiles at you or waves and you return the action.
Parents who pull their kids away and about beg for forgiveness if the kid asks what happened to you etc. Then scold the kid.
Planning on making a certain dish, went shopping and then you discover your still missing something critical.
1 pickle left in a big ass jar, this also goes for 1 pepper, 1 olive, etc.
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