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Old 01-24-2008, 01:07 PM  
Juicy D. Links
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**BREAKING NEWS: Two Major online companies merge to create Internet powerhouse***

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:


JDL Inc and Air3bag Co SEEKING WOW GOLD FARMERS

Beijing,China January 24 2008 :
"With the ongoing expansion and incredible growth that the company has been experiencing lately, it was inevitable that we would need more, qualified, productive staff" saysJuicy D. Links, CEO of JDL Inc. and Airbag Co., a joint venture into capitalizing on the expanding potential of virtual communities.

"The market is ripe now. People live online more than they do offline", says Woofy, Lead Programmer of Stuff on the Internet at JDL Inc.

"With people spending up to 95% of their time in front of a computer, they develop certain needs. They demand products, services, and accommodations. We are here to provide that for them. Whatever they need, we're here for them.

Look at us like the Internet inside the Internet." In 5 years, you won't be able to log into a virtual community without seeing JDL Inc./Airbag Co. We're the new Costco for virtual worlds."


Contact:
Air3bag or Juicy
JDL Inc and Airbag Co

VIDEO OF OFFICES CAN BE SEEN HERE

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