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1) Turn in your man card
2) Following each of these subsequent steps are the only way you can recover this lost relationship.
1. When you fuck a girl, you have to loudly yell at her. Girls are usually very closed and insecure. If you yell at her, especially degrading comments, then her self-esteem will be forever undermined. These three words "You are shit" - if repeated continuously, will ensure your girl is primed to be shared around.
2. When you get tired of fucking her, hurt her. Girls secretly like the pain, this will also condition her to accepting abuse. A girl's heart is very fragile, it's very hard for a girl to recover after being hurt really bad, this will allow you to use her in any way you see fit.
3. When you two are deeply in love, surprise her by inviting your friends over for a gang bang. Tell her that if she truly loves you, she'll do this for you. Girls will be girls, and any girl wants double, triple and even quadruple penetration.
4. Boys have their egos, girls do too. Suppress this. If she's being vain in front of her friends in front of you, smack her around a bit. That will put her back in her place, and remind her that she's nothing more than your fuck-toy.
5. When she yells stop, no matter how tired she is, no matter how much she doesn't want it...she wants it. Trust me. All women are sluts. Because girls are natural stoppers, you have to be forceful with her. It's not rape if you cuddle her afterwards. Even if she's tired and doesn't like it, remind her that this makes you happy..."if you'd love me you'd pretend to enjoy it, babe."
6. Every month, girls will have a few days where they're in a bad mood or be sick. This is because they are the inferior gender. Remind her of this constantly. In those few days she's especially vulnerable, take advantage of this by degrading her and abusing her. Once again, this will ensure that when you wish to share her with your friends she will easily consent as you have destroyed all sense of her self-worth.
7. All girls need company; always take up your friends' invitations to go out and play. Keep the relationships between your girlfriend and your friends good and equal so neither one of them dies. I mean, you're not making a snuff film, here. Make sure all your mates get a chance to cum in her at least once during each gang bang.
8. Girls like to cook and do the laundry. Full-stop. When they do things like that, they're just fulfilling their biological place in society. So sometimes, you should do the cooking to show your love for her, right? No. The instant you show an ounce of weakness the bitch will get uppity and you'll have to smack her around a bit next time you suggest a DP session before she consents.
9. When a girl tells you "I'm strong, you don't need to worry about me", she's trying to trick you into going out somewhere alone! When she says things like that, take away all her privileges for a week and chain her in your basement. If you leave her alone for one minute she will call the cops on you and you will spend the next 20 years playing Balls-On-Chin with a 300 pound Samoan gangster named Tiny. Girls are 'weak', so when she's being 'strong' smack her back into line. Treat her like a baby or a child for extra mental disintegration points.
10. Always make her feel like a failure in relationships. When you do that, then it's really hard for her to change her "battered wife" mindset. She will effectively be a prisoner to you within her own mind. At all times, hurt a girl, emotionally, mentally and physically. This will make her primed to star in your latest porn venture "Banging Battered Bitches 8."
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