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People who continue to talk to me long after i have started ignoring them.
When im on the phone and my girl comes in the room and starts talking to me like i should be able to pay attention to both conversations.
When my girl gets pissed at me for not listining to her when im on the phone.
Drunk people who have to touch you every fucking time they talk to you.
Fat people who eat like pigs then bitch that no matter what they do they cant lose weight.
Wiggers
People who type "lik dis" or "ima gangsta" and "sup wit dat shiz"
People who are constantly fucking late
Assholes who always have a fucking excuse for being assholes
anyone under 20 with 3 fucking kids
parents of pregnent 16 year old girls
The fucking HEAD-ON commercial makes me wanna shoot the fucking tv
The new music they have on the radio sucks balls
When the girl at the McDonalds drive through hands me my coffee like I just ruined her fucking day by going through the fucking drive through.
Britney Spears, Period
When someone calls me then puts me on hold...........
The bitch at the post office who waits 5 minutes between customers before saying next.
assholes. assholes. assholes.
When i HAD (past tense) AOL, called customer support, and got someone from fucking india.
And my number 1: WHEN I SHAKE THE KETCHUP AND GET IT ALL OVER BECAUSE SOME DICK DIDN'T TIGHTEN THE FUCKING CAP.
Thank you for letting me vent. I needed that.
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