- When you are waiting to cross a road and oncoming cars from each direction slow down - but not slow enough so you can cross - just in case you suddenly revert to being six and run out, when you could have made it easily across had they both been going at their usual speed
- People who treat busy city centre streets as their own personal footpath, choosing to cross into the path of you instead of walking on a fucking normal straight-path
- Misjudging a junction crossing, running across it because the little red man is on, only to find it turns green a second after you began your olympic cross-the-road-sprint
- Not being able to count change needed for an item fast enough in a store
- Not knowing where to look when ordering at a bar, only to completely miss the barmaid and have to wait some more
...and that's just today!