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jalami · 01-23-2008, 03:35 PM

The fact that I can't possibly use my blinkers to make a lane change, because that will prompt the guy further back in the lane I'm aiming for to downshift and hit the gas like a madman, so it is better that I do a surprise lane change in the name of driving safely.

People who don't pull over to drop people off or pick them up, even if there is room, forcing you to pass them on the opposing lane. Double points if the opposing lane is busy. Triple points if there are a hundred cars behind you as well.

People who, after years of these technologies being available, haven't grasped the concept of call waiting or vibrating cellphones. Like when you're chatting with a friend, and a call comes in and it's something important, you interrupt the friend and say "wait a second, I have another call coming in, I'll be right back in a sec" and they have absolutely no fucking idea what that means, and they hang up while you're on the other call, undoubtedly because they think you hung up on them. Or when a call interrupts you during a conversation, and you take a quick glance at your phone to see if it's something important (which is why you want vibrate in the first place -- so as not to interrupt unless it's important), realizing it's an important call, telling your friend "wait a sec, got a call," picking up the cellphone and answering the call, but your friend continues to talk as if nothing ever happened. Come to think of it I have some pretty dumb friends.

What do people actually do at ATMs while I'm waiting anyway? Oh, and when they call them ATM machines, that's annoying too since the M in ATM is Machine. Same goes for PIN number.

People who keep telling me that my car's shocks are no good, when the signs clearly point to the tired springs -- if my shocks really did suck, the ride would be springier. I mean, come on people, learn the basics of automotive suspension technologies. (OK that was a bit much) On the automotive standpoint, Hummer H2s in general. H1s I can heartily agree with. If you don't have enough money for an H1, don't spend it on a lame imitation -- many other vehicles kick so much more ass at the same price range than an H2. If you really want a massive, gigantic vehicle I'd have more respect if you bought a Ford Excursion.

Just because it's a small cigarette butt doesn't stop it from being littering. I'd love to collect the total amount of cigs that are dropped by a regular smoker, and dump them on his front lawn.

"The Duke, the Duke"

People who complain about shit! Where do they get off going on a rant anyway? :P

I'll come up with some more later.

01-23-2008, 03:35 PM
jalami Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Location: Costa Rica Posts: 845	The fact that I can't possibly use my blinkers to make a lane change, because that will prompt the guy further back in the lane I'm aiming for to downshift and hit the gas like a madman, so it is better that I do a surprise lane change in the name of driving safely. People who don't pull over to drop people off or pick them up, even if there is room, forcing you to pass them on the opposing lane. Double points if the opposing lane is busy. Triple points if there are a hundred cars behind you as well. People who, after years of these technologies being available, haven't grasped the concept of call waiting or vibrating cellphones. Like when you're chatting with a friend, and a call comes in and it's something important, you interrupt the friend and say "wait a second, I have another call coming in, I'll be right back in a sec" and they have absolutely no fucking idea what that means, and they hang up while you're on the other call, undoubtedly because they think you hung up on them. Or when a call interrupts you during a conversation, and you take a quick glance at your phone to see if it's something important (which is why you want vibrate in the first place -- so as not to interrupt unless it's important), realizing it's an important call, telling your friend "wait a sec, got a call," picking up the cellphone and answering the call, but your friend continues to talk as if nothing ever happened. Come to think of it I have some pretty dumb friends. What do people actually do at ATMs while I'm waiting anyway? Oh, and when they call them ATM machines, that's annoying too since the M in ATM is Machine. Same goes for PIN number. People who keep telling me that my car's shocks are no good, when the signs clearly point to the tired springs -- if my shocks really did suck, the ride would be springier. I mean, come on people, learn the basics of automotive suspension technologies. (OK that was a bit much) On the automotive standpoint, Hummer H2s in general. H1s I can heartily agree with. If you don't have enough money for an H1, don't spend it on a lame imitation -- many other vehicles kick so much more ass at the same price range than an H2. If you really want a massive, gigantic vehicle I'd have more respect if you bought a Ford Excursion. Just because it's a small cigarette butt doesn't stop it from being littering. I'd love to collect the total amount of cigs that are dropped by a regular smoker, and dump them on his front lawn. "The Duke, the Duke" People who complain about shit! Where do they get off going on a rant anyway? :P I'll come up with some more later. __________________ IntegralPay LLC \| www.integralpay.com Payment solutions outside the box! Ask about credit card, electronic checks, and alternative payments processing