RedShoe

not to gross it up right out of the gate, but for me it's the last drop of pee that no matter what just doesn't drop until you put your wee-wee away.

I also hate the fact that everyone in this house uses the toothpaste all willy nilly until the last bit in the tube then everyone conserves... WHY NOT FUCKING CONSERVE WHEN IT'S FULL????!?!?!?! It's like they say, "fuck it, it's a brand new tube, I'm going to use a boat load, but then when it runs out, they got the fucking tube all rolled up squeezing every last drop out of that fucker.


Oh and I really hate this... when I drive.. and I do like 97% of the driving by the way, when I stop the car, I'm out the moment the engine shuts off. Why does it take everyone else in the car 10 minutes of gathering shit up to get out???? You're just sitting there. When the car pulls into the driveway.. get ready to get out. It's like the car shuts off and then everyone pauses and says... "oh, we're here already?"


Oh and this really grinds my gears too, on our los angeles freeways, they love to merge two lanes into 1 at any given moment. During rush hour EVERYONE knows the cars merge like a zipper. One car from the left lane, and one car from the right. It's a system that we Angelinos ALL KNOW ABOUT. So why the fuck does some out of town prick think he can make it 2 cars from one lane. IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY.



Ok, and this is the one that drives me absolutely fucking nuts. This is a super little thing, but it pisses me off to no fucking end. I mean like... I'm 3 days away from murder. Here in LA, we have these red lights on the freeway on ramps. The on ramps usually consist of 2 lanes, that merge into 1 lane just before merging onto the freeway. The light is red, then flashes green, and then back to red. There is usually two lights per pole, and one pole on each side of the two lanes. THUS 4 FUCKING LIGHTS!!!! The sign CLEARLY says ...and I QUOTE, "One car PER green"

4 FUCKING GREENS MEANS 4 FUCKING CARS!!!!!!!!



Sarah.. are you trying to boil my blood?

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