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Shower Days - NOFX
In the morning I awake,
I feel my bladder about to break,
I scratch my balls I rub my eyes,
Just feeling lousy...
My girlfriend tells me that,
It's time to take a bath,
I say, "No, not today, it's only Tuesday"...
Once every 24 hours,
I'm supposed to take a shower,
That's not the way I do it,
Do it! Do it!
Personal hygiene is the last thing on my mind,
I don't want to do it,
Do it! Do it!
It doesn't make a difference to me,
Everyday I do the same old thing,
So why should I have to be clean?
Those dreaded Wednesdays and Saturdays,
Also known as shower days....
I hate them!
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