Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

the theory is that you then hop in the car, hotwire it, break the steering lock, drive off and then use it for a taxi to make money for the next two years... and when someone says "yo, what the fuck are you doing?" - you say: "well duh, the door was unlocked... you had to expect me to steal it and make money with it... so i really don't get why you're upset" and then you're all clear. you will have no problems because apparently its not illegal to steal a car and use it for your own taxi business, if the door was unlocked.

its a good model... from there, i you can keep using that same logic and find locked cars... break into them and explain its ok because it didn't have a car alarm.

find a car thats locked and has a good car alarm, you can break into the car, disable the alarm and blame them for not having a better car alarm.

basically, you're always ok as long as you have some dumb way to shift blame while ignoring the obvious fact that you are breaking many many laws.