Originally Posted by Ice

I?m so broke American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"

I?m so broke my idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.

I?m so broke I?m formulating a plan to rob the food bank.

I?m so broke Long distance companies don't call me to switch anymore.

I?m so broke I look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.

I?m so broke I rob Peter...and then rob Paul.

I?m so broke I finally clean your house, hoping to find change.

I?m so broke I think of a lottery ticket as an investment.

I?m so broke my bologna has no first name.

I?m so broke I give blood everyday... just for the orange juice.

I?m so broke Sally Struther's sends me food.

I?m so broke McDonald's supplies me with all my kitchen condiments.

I?m so broke at communion I go back for seconds.

I?m so broke I wash my toilet paper.

I?m so broke I have to save up to be poor.