I have really nothing against Braff´s work, i think is OK. These compilation of statements from different interviews makes me rethink if he is just a plain assahola, a unfunny moron or he just want to play it slick as a controversial comediant and it just cames out horribly wrong:
"The Jews are just clumsy bakers." - Zach Braff on the real explanation for the Holocaust
"Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion. " - Zach Braff on abortion
"Every time I see a child walking down the street I like to trip them. While they look for their missing teeth, I personally remind them that no matter how hard they try I will always be better than them." - Zach Braff
"Retarded kids are the best. When they ask for an autograph I just fake sign a picture and tell them that it's in invisible ink and it will show up later. They totally buy it. It saves me a fortune in markers." - Zach Braff
"The fact that 'Scrubs' is so popular in Israel is very important to me. I feel like I'm helping to cancel out the thousands of years of oppression the Jewish people have suffered." - Zach Braff
"Sometimes Sarah [Chalke] starts to talk about Iraq or whatever and she gets all excited, like I actually give a shit what she's saying. Come on, she's a woman. But still, it's very cute." - Zach Braff on politics (Sarah Chalke = Elliot)
"I'm pretty sure Africa was made up by the media to scare people. I mean, I've never seen it. Have you? I didn't think so." - Zach Braff on Africa
"One time a pipe in my sink burst so I can relate to what they're going through" - Zach Braff on Hurricane Katrina victims
"The funny thing about women is that they honestly seem to believe their opinions matter to other people—and by 'people' I of course mean 'men'. You know, actual human beings." - Zach Braff on feminism
"I don't really see the need for it. Why wouldn't everyone just use a mirror like I do?" - Zach Braff on pornography
"It's not that I wanna hurt them or anything,I just really think they make great bar stools" - Zach Braff on midgets
"Mine? No, it stays in the kitchen." - Zach Braff on women
"Frankly, I'm offended. I pay good money for it and these women get it for free without even asking? And then complain about it? It's things like these that make me give up hope on the world" - Zach Braff on rape
"That's a really harsh word. Let's just say when she woke up, she was surprised to be having sex, okay?" - Zach Braff on charges of rape that have been brought against him
Maybe i aint that used to this kind of humor and America digs it. Your call
