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Originally Posted by ARS Bryan
I tried to be nice to you.
I helped you sign up to ARS since you couldn't even find the right URL to our program ( www.adultrevenueservice.com).
I helped you with our RSS feeds since you said you hadn't taken a look around our program yet.
I even waived you having to send in your W-9 because you said you'd just send it in after your first sale.
I gave you a chance even when I saw you were hated by 99% of people on the message boards. My fucking mistake, I should have known better to allow you into our program.
So after being so accommodating to you (as I am to all of our webmasters), you bite me in the ass and post a FAKE drama thread about our FHGs having traffic leaks?
Call me a fucking idiot but I don't see the logic in that. Maybe you really do have some sort of mental disorder or maybe you really are just a FUCKING IDIOT.
So I get a call early this morning from one of our webmasters that you've posted a negative thread about ARS on GFY. I get up and I'm forced to kick the hot girl I brought home with me last night and sent her home early. I read your fake drama thread and realize that now I must drive to the office on a Sunday morning and ban you from our program. On a day when I'm supposed to be relaxing, watching myself win in the JBM Football Pool and fucking this hot girl, I NOW have to leave the house, get my new Audi dirty because it's fucking raining and nasty outside, and drive to the office and BAN YOUR SORRY ASS from the program.
The way I see it, you owe me $50 to get my car detailed again, and you somehow need to make it right with the girl I sent home. How are you going to make this right for me, minusonebit?
For your sake, I hope you don't run into myself and JohnV at any shows. Not like you'd be able to afford a plane ticket, let alone a hotel room anyway.
So, take your 20 clicks a month somewhere else. Though I strongly urge that no programs do business with this FAKE webmaster, minusonebit.
You've been terminated from ARS
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OK, lets deal with your stupid comments here.
1. I found the right address to sign up with. Since you don't include it in your welcome e-mails (and if you did, I did not see it) and you send your e-mails from
[email protected], I wound up on the wrong page which looks very similar to the right one, trying to log in. You set me straight on that - thanks - but that is your job.
2. You SAID you were going to waive me from sending the W9 in but the box was still popping up when I went in to get content
to make this blog post yesterday. Thats fine as well, thank you for SAYING you were going to waive the requirement and not doing it. I was going to bring it up with you on monday but
3. ARS - or any other program - is welcome to kick my application out as soon I put it in there. I am not begging to use your service, there are plenty of services out there that have big tits and hot twinks. I will fill my two blogs (will be three before the end of the week) with their stuff.
4. You are the most unprofessional rep I have seen to date from ANY program. I know of no program that announces the affiliates it terminates on GFY simply because said program doesn't like affiliates opinion of one of their actions. Second of all, there was absolutely no excuse for the e-mail you sent me before we had even talked about this (unless you consider the message you sent me while I was asleep to be conversation)
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---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: <[email protected]\r\n>
Date: Jan 6, 2008 11:58 AM
Subject: ARS Webmaster Account on Hold
To: Keith Kimmel <[email protected]>
Cc: [email protected]
Dear Keith Kimmel,
Account 1036204 has been terminated for the following reason:
False Advertising.
I feel this is necessary because:
Complete moron. Fake webmaster
Please contact Bryan by emailing [email protected] or calling 1-877-ARS-8500 to resolve this matter.
Please note, although your account has been placed on hold and you are unable to login, sales and hits will continue to be tracked and credited to your account.
Thank you for your attention in this matter.
Best,
Bryan
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5. If you make your decisions on who you are going to do business with based on the opinions of a bunch of board whores, then you're just not too bright. Except for people who are known scammers, everyone here would have the opportunity to business with me if they wanted. And they don't want to, good for them - thats their choice.
6. I have said time and time again that I don't have shitloads of traffic. My blogs are brand fucking new. While they have been up for a year, they are just now getting attention from me. What do you expect? And if a handful of sales a month is not good enough for you, then thats cool too. So if you don't want the small amount of traffic I have sent you in the past week or so (which, BTW has generated three sales this past week) then thats up to you. I don't have 125K hits a day because I have ONLY search engine traffic. And I am not interested in any other kind because its all shit. The people who brag about how much traffic they have usually have a bunch of shit traffic and I'd rather have no traffic than have traffic that converts at 1:100K because then I am not making money, I am losing it.
7. Your BYOT sites do have a traffic leak and
you indirectly admitted as much in your conversation with me this evening. If its not an issue, why are you planning to fix it tomorrow. And in our conversation, you jumped all around the issue, attacked me several times with things you read on GFY and then demanded an apology. I have nothing to apologize for (except calling your BYOT sites FHGs, and I offered to apologize and you decided you'd rather go to sleep) but you do owe me an apology for the disgusting e-mail you sent. Then you can explain about this shaving nonsense.
8. As for your hot girl and all that other stuff, well, thats on you. I don't make anyone do anything, least of which decide to drive to work on Sunday. If I had that kind of power, I'd just make them send me money.
9. Once this is all said and done, it would be nice if you'd turn my account back on so I don't have to delete the blog posts, which collectively represent about an hour of my time. But I won't beg you to do it and if you want to keep the account closed then thats on you, I'll take the traffic elsewhere and fill the content with something else.