Originally Posted by Profits of Doom

I'm not getting involved in the Donny Long shit (wow, talk about a hack "no pun intended" statement), but that is exactly why baby wipes are your friend.

I'm a single guy with no kids, and people always wonder why I have baby wipes in my bathroom. Not only are they an excellent hygiene tool to add to your ass wiping routine, but they are also the cure for cranky ass...