Originally Posted by Holly

My aunt, my great uncle, and myself all had a birthday this past week. Our whole family goes out for one joint deal and the 3 of us take turns picking the restaurant. This was his year and he always picks Red Lobster.

I have a damn ulcer that's about to eat a hole in my stomach and I couldn't eat my food. Everyone felt sorry for me so they made me this big ass to-go box. I didn't look at it until the next day but there were SEVEN rolls inside. I'm trying to ration them.