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Old 01-06-2008, 08:36 PM  
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Originally Posted by baddog View Post
If Carter was black or a chick he would not have been elected.
Good point.

That reminds me of the old joke about Jesse Jackson having died and gone to heaven.

He asked, "Lord, had I lived a normal lifetime, would a Jew have been elected President?"

The Lord said, "Yes, Jesse, had you lived a normal lifetime a Jew would have been elected president."

Then he asked, "Lord, had I lived a normal lifetime, would a Mexican have been elected President?"

The Lord said, "Yes, Jesse, had you lived a normal lifetime a Mexican would have been elected president."

Then he asked, "Lord, had I lived a normal lifetime, would a woman have been elected President?"

The Lord said, "Yes, Jesse, had you lived a normal lifetime a woman would have been elected president."

Then he asked, "Lord, had I lived a normal lifetime, would a black have been elected President?"

The Lord said, "No, Jesse, not even in my lifetime."
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