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At 18, the college freshman got a blue and purple mushroom tattooed on her lower back, just above her butt - a common tattoo location that Philly cops jokingly refer to as a "tramp stamp."
Yes, a mushroom, as in fungus. Valentine said the choice had nothing to do with so-called "Magic Mushrooms," the psychedelic drug popular on college campuses in the 1990s.
"Mushrooms are my favorite pizza topping," she said.
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She got a blue and purple mushroom tatoo above her ass crack because mushroom is her favorite pizza toping...
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A girl once told me "Give me 8 inches and make it HURT".
So, I fucked her twice and hit her with a brick.