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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays
"your honor... as you can see in picture A, here is my clients vagina without a squirrel and in picture B, the vagina has been replaced by a squirrel. it is our position your honor, that our client has never had a squirrel in her vagina nor a squirrel for a vagina and picture B is a doctored photo... to further substantiate this, my client is fully ready to spread her legs and show you her little cock socket, if it pleases the court."
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Oh Gawd... best Porn actress fantasy played out ever.
I'm on the floor... stop. That was the funniest thing I've ever read.
Can you imagine the jury all stepping forward and her lifting up her dress to see that obviously there is no squirel in her vagina???