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We went to "The Nutcracker" ballet last night with my parents and my kids
We left at intermission. i had to bite my tongue to keep from laughing
My son, my dad, and I were dieing laughing. The actor playing the Nutcracker was well hung and well lit in white tights.
When we left, we said it should have been an opera, with the guy playing the Nutcracker singing "Let me show you my Johnson!!!"
"We don't want to see your Johnson!!!"
"I'm going to show you anyway!!!"
"And again, and again, and AGAIN!"
I told my kids the story was about a little girl that was sold into white slavery by the russian mafia when she was 10, and had to dance for her master's amusement, but she had no arms and no legs... but damn that little stump girl could dance!"
"Dance Stump Girl, dance!"
I try to have a little class, it's just not in me...
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Abra-cadabra!
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