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This year, I resolve to make more money. I will stop turning down money. I will stop letting money making situations escape from me (no, I won't blow you for $20). I will join the ranks of GFY sig whores. When a friend's friend's cousin offers me $25 to go over and fix his piece of shit computer, I will take it. I will revive dead sites and start new ones. I will stop spending money on stupid shit that I don't need.
I will stop being such a prick to people.
I will make an effort to enter and maintain a long-term relationship with a woman who isn't a flake and I will not run for the hills if things happen to get serious.
I will master the ukulele.
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I like pie.
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