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BoyAlley · 12-27-2007, 07:23 PM

LAWDS MERCY!

I am basically a skeletal over the hill twink, bagged in a skin tote that's been way over treated with various moisturizers and creams that I attempt to convince people were actually made for men.

So today I tried to be one of those faggy gym bunnies for the first time.

Bad bad BAD BAD idea. BAAAD idea.

My everywhere hurts, I think I bruised and/or strained and/or flat out broke half of myself.

Worst evers on earth. I don't know how you breeders do it.

I really don't.

My partner thinks I need to hire a bull dyke to help train me so I don't hurt myself again, but I don't think so.

I'm satisfied being skeletal, at least I'm not a fatass.

Now I'm going to go soak my blubbercunt in my whirlpool tub and then eat some Cheetos.

12-27-2007, 07:23 PM
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	I tried to exercise today and ended up prolapsing my blubbercunt. Worst ever. LAWDS MERCY! I am basically a skeletal over the hill twink, bagged in a skin tote that's been way over treated with various moisturizers and creams that I attempt to convince people were actually made for men. So today I tried to be one of those faggy gym bunnies for the first time. Bad bad BAD BAD idea. BAAAD idea. My everywhere hurts, I think I bruised and/or strained and/or flat out broke half of myself. Worst evers on earth. I don't know how you breeders do it. I really don't. My partner thinks I need to hire a bull dyke to help train me so I don't hurt myself again, but I don't think so. I'm satisfied being skeletal, at least I'm not a fatass. Now I'm going to go soak my blubbercunt in my whirlpool tub and then eat some Cheetos. Last edited by BoyAlley; 12-27-2007 at 07:26 PM..