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ryph · 02-11-2003, 09:30 PM

Aww man, how'd you miss Jersey?!

You know you 're from Jersey when...

# At least half the people you knew in high school went to Rutgers.

# You know where Jimmy Hoffa is buried.

# You know the only people that call it "Joisy" are from New York.

# You don't think of citrus when people mention "the oranges."

# You know that it's called "Great Adventure" . . . not "Six Flags."

# You've ordered a "hard roll and butter" for breakfast.

# One time, a sea gull relieved itself on your head.

# You know what town Jon Bon Jovi is from.

# You hate New York drivers.

# You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven.

# At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen!!!

# "Anyone who makes bad pizza shouldn't live in this state" is your attitude.

# At some point, you owned a pair of Cavaricci's.

# The New Jersey Turnpike doesn't freak you out at night.

# That toll road to the shore is the "Parkway," not the "Garden State" as the New Yorkers call it.

# You know what a "jug handle" is.

# Even your school made good Italian subs.

# At least one major highway is under construction at all times.

# You know that ACME is an actual store, not just a Warner Brothers creation.

# You only go to New York City for day trips.

# You've run out of money on the Parkway (open the door, there is always plenty on the road).

# In the 80's you wore your hair REALLY high.

# You know where to get the best bagel.

# You've never had to pump your own gas.

# The Jets/Giants game has started fights at your school and/or local bar.

# You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls.

# You can see the New York City skyline from some part of your town.

# You start planning for Memorial Day weekend in February.

# You've seen or been in a fight between a Rangers fan and a Devils fan.

# You have or know someone with Mafia connections.

# You've been in a town or city where Spanish is spoken more than English.

# Your remember Action Park and may have been seriously injured there.

# At some time you got on the wrong highway trying to get out of Willowbrook mall, or Newark Airport.

# You've tasted a Mid-Way cheesesteak (Mmm!).

# You have a favorite Atlantic City casino. You're Italian.

02-11-2003, 09:30 PM
ryph Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: NJ Posts: 1,215	Aww man, how'd you miss Jersey?! You know you 're from Jersey when... # At least half the people you knew in high school went to Rutgers. # You know where Jimmy Hoffa is buried. # You know the only people that call it "Joisy" are from New York. # You don't think of citrus when people mention "the oranges." # You know that it's called "Great Adventure" . . . not "Six Flags." # You've ordered a "hard roll and butter" for breakfast. # One time, a sea gull relieved itself on your head. # You know what town Jon Bon Jovi is from. # You hate New York drivers. # You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven. # At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen!!! # "Anyone who makes bad pizza shouldn't live in this state" is your attitude. # At some point, you owned a pair of Cavaricci's. # The New Jersey Turnpike doesn't freak you out at night. # That toll road to the shore is the "Parkway," not the "Garden State" as the New Yorkers call it. # You know what a "jug handle" is. # Even your school made good Italian subs. # At least one major highway is under construction at all times. # You know that ACME is an actual store, not just a Warner Brothers creation. # You only go to New York City for day trips. # You've run out of money on the Parkway (open the door, there is always plenty on the road). # In the 80's you wore your hair REALLY high. # You know where to get the best bagel. # You've never had to pump your own gas. # The Jets/Giants game has started fights at your school and/or local bar. # You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls. # You can see the New York City skyline from some part of your town. # You start planning for Memorial Day weekend in February. # You've seen or been in a fight between a Rangers fan and a Devils fan. # You have or know someone with Mafia connections. # You've been in a town or city where Spanish is spoken more than English. # Your remember Action Park and may have been seriously injured there. # At some time you got on the wrong highway trying to get out of Willowbrook mall, or Newark Airport. # You've tasted a Mid-Way cheesesteak (Mmm!). # You have a favorite Atlantic City casino. You're Italian. __________________ tom at ryphs dot com