Awesome!! Looks like good times. (You really are the Google Images MASTER!)
Here is my list from
http://www.eggnography.com
1. Tease kids who have to go to school during their religious holidays.
2. Don gay apparel.
3. Try telling a cop, “actually, the pipe is for my snowman.”
4. Ponder eggnog. (they should call it “flegmnogg”)
5. Punch anyone who says, “Like a Lightbulb!” while singing Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer.
6. Play dreidel drinking games.
7.Run around and play TRON on a street with lots of X-mas lights.
8.Say, “Mmm, mmm, fruitcake!” whevever you pass gas.
9. Walk around the house wearing nothing but tinsel.
10. Adopt all the sick dogs from the Humane Society and give them as gifts.
11. Sculpt Nativity Scenes out of lunchmeats.
12. Make a gingerbreak crackhouse.
13. Think up holiday-themed names for your genitalia like: Yule Log, Santa’s Little Helper, Pubic Wreath, or stocking stuffer.
