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New Holliday
Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your
wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and
any other baubles that women find romantic. Fact is ...guys feel left out.
That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show
their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too
proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has
been created.
March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day." Simple, effective and
self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a
day to show her man just how much she loves him. No cards, no flowers, no
special nights on the town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a
steak and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak &
Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT
much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a
perpetual love machine.
The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little
push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and
peace to this crazy world.
Cheers for now!
TGWK
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