Some fuckers broke into my car in August and in the process of trying to hotwire it bent all of the steering column and drivers door and wrote the car off.
So instead of having fun joyriding they only made off with about £2 in loose change. I would have rather given them the keys and said "have fun, bring it back by morning" then have them wreck and old but perfectly decent car for nothing more than £2.
Also had some clothes stolen off my washing line once.