Two black men are walking down a street and they see a sign that reads, "Become white for only 99 cents"
The men look at each other and say, "Lets do it!"
One of them has a dollar bill and the other only has 98 cents.
So the guy with the buck says, look, I'll go in first, get white, get my penny change, give it to you and then you can go in and get white too!
They agree, he goes in, gets white and he gets his penny change.
As he walks out, the brotha standing outside says, "Gimme the penny so I cant get white too!"
He replies: "Fuck off Nig-r"
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