teksonline

How low can you fucking go in your line of work?

Some nerve people have, I go to mailbox, get my mail, I get this yellow envelope with my name and address written out with a pen and a real stamp on the card. It's obviously a real Christmas Card I figure, so I open it up to see who sent it to me.

Low and behold I open the XMAS card and a fucking GEICO spam coupon
falls out of it..

Yeah, that really piss me off, that's just so fucking sad right... So this is what I did... I called up the insurance rep and setup an appointment, he came out and we chatted about plans for a few minutes, I had the
XMAS card on the table clearly displayed, and that was about it.

So I says to him, ok I am interested in this plan, but I currently don't own a car and am still shopping for it and will get back to you, as I wrote my number down on the card for a callback and handed it to him..

HAHA EAT SHIT AND DIE ASSHOLE

GEICO YOU ARE THE LOWEST FUCKING FORM OF LIFE ON EARTH.
MERRY FUCKING XMAS TO YOU