(to the tune of Yankee doodle/Roger Ramjet)
'Roger Ramjam and his penis
Fighting for uranus,
Pops a pill and waits until,
His shrivelled skin enlarges'
"Roger Ramjam and his tool,
Getting some attention,
Staying hard and looking cool,
maintaining his erection"
'So come on all you sluts and hoes,
And smutty striptease dancers,
Cause Roger Ramjam stays erect,
Fullfilling sexual pleasures!'
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by wyldworx
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