Hey,
Dickheads,
I've never asked for your email, and never offered mine up for unsolicited UCE.
I don't give a shit that your domain is 10 years old; Email solicitation of web site processing is something I'd trust even less than "Penis Pillz."
I will never use or endorse your service, so stop fucking spamming every email you've pilfered off of link trade sites.
This UCE compaint brought to you by the number fifteen (how many of them came at once), and
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