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Here's a good one i heard a couple years ago, not sure if i remember it right but i'll give it a shot! Hopefully I won't get banned or something for this :P
Trucker is driving down the highway with a load full of bowling balls and sees these 2 troopers following him. He gets a bit nervous and doesn't want any trouble so he pulls off the highway at an offramp and drives down a country road for a little bit.
Few miles down the road, he runs into a little black kid with a bicycle standing at the side of the road flagging him down. He stops, the kid asks him for a ride up the road. Trucker tells him "Alright, but you got to ride in the back with the cargo."
He resumes driving down this side road and sees an onramp for the highway, and decides its probably safe to merge back on. He starts to merge and sure enough, those two troopers are there and pull him over.
First trooper talks to the trucker, checks his documents. Everything appears to be in order and tells him he is free to go. Just as the trucker is about to speed off, the second trooper shouts "Wait! Wait! We haven't checked the back yet!". He opens the back of the truck, turns pale white like he's seen a ghost, and slams the door. "Get the fuck out of my county, i never want to see you here again!" he yells to the trucker, who proceeds to hastily drive off.
First trooper asks the second, "What was it??? What did you see in there????".
"It was a truck full of a nig ger eggs! one of them hatched and stole a bike!"
:P
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