halfpint, me and Perrie have a relationship unlike most

We're chilled out, laid back ... nothing offends each other. We're so comfortable that we know when we say stuff, there's never any malice or bad thought in what we say
So I can call her slut, bitch, whore... whatever. She just doesn't take offence when I say those things. She can say whatever to me too. I know she doesn't mean any of the things she says as they're always in the right mood/time ... humour etc.

Tis all good.
And mince pies? How do you think we got together!? :D