You've probably seen
The MinusOneBit GUIDE To Tax Evasion. Using the tactics therein, you can reclaim a substantial portion of your wealth from the government. And I gave that to you for free. But what if you could eliminate nearly every tax in your life? What if you could live TAX FREE?
MinusOneBit Entertainment is proud to announce...
The Patriot's Guide to Tax Evasion
Double or Nothing, I'm Taking on the House!
Take your tax evasion game to a whole new level as you fuck the government out of state sales taxes, fuel taxes, property taxes, capital gains taxes and much, much more. Its not just income tax anymore, kiddies!
Live like a king on the money you already make right now. There is no need to get a better job and in fact, I'll show you how to make tons of money using nothing more than your computer, a telephone and your local newspaper: tax free! Now here is the kicker, using my secret formula, you'll be able to rack up tons of frequent flier miles while you get rich.
BUT WAIT!
Included with your purchase (yes, there will be a small fee not to exceed $20 for this publication - but I guarantee you can fuck the government out enough taxes by applying the ground-breaking methods exposed therein in the first year of ownership to pay for it 100 times over or double your money back!) are these five FREE reports at no additional cost to you!
Bonus #1: How to reduce your car insurance by lying your ass off!
Bonus #2: Avoid emissions tests and lower your license plate fees with little white lies!
Bonus #3: Thirty-five different ways to earn a living under the table and off the books that don't include prostitution!
Bonus #4: How to get free groceries for the rest of your life using your personal computer.
Bonus #5: How to get free delivery food using the telephone you already have right now.
Coming soon... to a bookseller near you in paperback. Are you ready?
(Audio Book will be available about six months later in CD format)