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My parents were cheap, so first there were sock puppets. My mom didn't wash the socks first, so my siblings and I always knew which puppets were ours.
I was a big Batman fan - that is until all of the kids laughed about my Bat Squirt Gun...
When a new Toy 'R Us opened in the neighborhood, my Dad would drop us off and tell us to play with the toys there all day, and he would pick us up right before closing time...
Ah...the memories...
ADG