Originally Posted by CAMOKAT

I just got back from mexico cruise today..
Few tips.
Take few bottles of liquor on the boat with you to get you going.
Tip your steward well. they make 800 bucks a month and will take care of you 24/7 and hook you up with ?goodies?
Do NOT buy tours on the boat. Big rip-off.
Casino: watch table rules. Its fucked up, especially if you had way too much to drink. Straight to the cleaners boy?
Do not buy any drinks to 18 y.o. girls that flirt with you. They will go to their moms room after they get drunk and you WILL end up masturbating.
Always go for drunk OLD lady in casino. She will get you drunk and then you can tell her that your boyfriend is paging you and you have to go..