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Originally Posted by WarChild
My dogs lick their own asses and I've even heard one growl at it's ass when it was farting too much. Is my dog's ass haunted?!?
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Ok, that was fucking hysterical. When I still had my ex's pitbull he would fart while he was sleeping and it would startle him and make him jump up in the air. Since he was damn near 100 pounds and liked to sleep in the bed it was a fucking nightmare. He would also have bad dreams and growl and show his teeth, and I always worried he would take a chunk out of me accidentally...