As I was riding with my boy tonight, I told him... I try not to kiss girls in club because most of the times(happened to me at least 50 times), when I kiss them I don't bang them...
And tonight, I kissed a fucking girl and didn't bang her...
Anyways, I'm just reminding you if you see me in a party and want to hook up with me, you better fuck me if you kiss me... because I'll be pissed.
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A girl once told me "Give me 8 inches and make it HURT".
So, I fucked her twice and hit her with a brick.