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Originally Posted by halfpint
Wish full thinking on my behalf... All I get is a wife that does mega loud farts during the night... |
mke a fake news press release about this new thing called a "blowjob diet" and leave it where she can see it.
2 blowjobs a day for 60 days will lose 50 lbs guaranteed.
p.s. after the 60 days she will be used to it and wont mind.