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Old 11-21-2007, 02:57 AM  
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Fine ask the guy at the fish counter to pre shuck the damn oysters for you and to save the liquer. No work, no hassle, ready to eat with condiments or cooked. Hell they will even toss the shells into a spare bag if you have a friend you wish to impress.

Otherwise find a fish market that has a high amount of foot traffic, and find some fresh oysters in a plastic tub. Non frozen. You will notice most are from your nearest coast with the gulf being number 1, and then East or West coming up second. Though fresh is much better.

Then again just wash the knife and use the oyster rag as a jerk cloth that way your peni will smell like it really had some.
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