The level has been raised to Orange because Saddam Hussein is not actually in Iraq, but is on a bus to Anaheim, California, to visit one of his favorite places in the world, Disneyland.
Tomorrow he's going to pet Shamu down at Sea World, San Diego, and the next day he'll be in Vegas at the High Rollers roulette table, taking his chances with Lady Luck.
Autographs will be available in the Chateau Ballroom at the Bellagio from 5-7PM PST and Saddam's evening are wide open for any gentleman callers looking for a little "action." Wink wink.
Instant message the hunky Iraqi dictator here:
[email protected]
Saddam writes:
"I luv you guys! Hugzz!! xoxox!"