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Originally Posted by ismokeblunts
define assorted fucked up assholes?
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shitting a terd the shape of a mushroom because it takes half an hour to stretch the haemoroidal tubing caused by such viscious anal pounding, then squatting on the toilet seat to first wipe down the grape vine to avoid slideys (snail like skiddies), then reinsert as far up the canal as possible, then slowly working it back up into place with some skillful sphincter contractions.
