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* When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
* Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
* Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
* Chuck Norris plays Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver... and wins.
* Sloths' face from "The Goonies" is the result of just the wind from Chuck Norris's round house kick.
* The helicopter was created when Chuck Norris completed 8 consecutive round house kicks in 1 second.
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