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I just called an NET whore
IRC whore for the elite.
She was like all sleepy and said: I don't know you...
I'm like.. well I have this number and your other number...
And the she just said... I'm sleeepy call me tomorrow.
I don't give a shit, she was a bit chubby... but it's late and I'm drunk so i'd fuck a lot of things.
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A girl once told me "Give me 8 inches and make it HURT".
So, I fucked her twice and hit her with a brick.
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