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Here's an idea that MIGHT work. For real.
Depends on some things, like a decent work history, a halfway decent credit record, a willingness to scam some scammers who cannot fuck you later, and a sincere ability to play dumber than shit.
First, I NEVER advocate doing anything illegal, but this sound slike there might actually be a LIFE on the line. If that is the case, I don't accept that you can attach a monetary value to anyone's actual life.
so. . .
Got a girlfriend? Got a best friend? Got a mother or father or cousin or sister? Anyone who is willing to take a fall WITH you to settle your ridiculous debt. Keep in mind, you will owe this person your very fucking existence if this succeeds. And I hope to God you change the way you "acquire capital" after this.
1. Approach the person in question. Explain the situation with utter honesty, even if it makes you look like shit, which it probably will. No one gets 2% weekly interest on 100 g's by playing in the nice world.
2. BEG THEM, with everything you have, to SAVE YOUR ASS.
3. Use a combination of their credit cards, and all the ones you need to apply for. Apply for them RAPIDLY so they don't spot the ruse. Gather as many as you can as quickly as possible. MAX THEM OUT. Cash advances. Load up the money as fast as you can.
4. Pay the loanshark.
5. Pray for time, because you HAVE your life.
6. IF this is in the USA, you generally can expect to not hear from the card companies for 6-9 months, other than threatening letters and phone calls. Beyond six months, your chances (and your conspirators) of facing a bankruptcy court successfully will rise dramatically. I have clients who have done similar things. And lasted YEARS before they needed to file for bankruptcy.
You will be unable to get a loan from any bank or credit of any sort for 7-10 years, depending on some circumstances. Same for your partner.
BUT, you will have saved a life, potentially.
In bankruptcy court, profess that you were just doing what you HAD to do to settle a debt, or claim you gambled it. Stick to your guns, or risk prison.
I am going to be hammered for this post, but honestly, fucked up or not, I do NOT see how a dollar amount can be placed on a LIFE. Not worth it.
Then, if the shit settles, and you actually survive all this, CHANGE YOUR FUCKING LIFE.
Good luck
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