I've been using this medical product and it makes you shit your brains out.
Anyways, I ripped one accidentally, tried to control it but it was too late.. I had no control.
First time I sharted so I felt bad at first, but then thought to myself that no one will ever know about this
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A girl once told me "Give me 8 inches and make it HURT".
So, I fucked her twice and hit her with a brick.