Enemator

- Lube up your ass
- Insert vacuum cleaner hose
- insert gerbil in hose
- close up hose

Guaranteed success!

Ofcourse, this is all very much stolen from Mr. Slave.

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I live in your nightmares. I make you dream you're getting bumfucked by a razor blade only to wake up and find I gave your wife an enema and tube-fed you her shit.