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I am so happy with myself.
4 mcribs with extra sauce and pickles. (2000 calories + 200 or so for sauce)
1 large fries. (570 calories)
4 katchup packets (60 calories)
32 oz chocolate milk shake (1160 calories)
1 large coke easy ice. (310 to 350 calories)
2 apple pies (540 calories)
One meal 4880 calories, tasted fanfuckingtastic.
Watching future whores ignoring their children licking the floors while they oh and awe over chinese G-Strings, just priceless.
I also think I saw some dude rip off Wal Mart. Saw him come in, do some shit that was not to far away yet near no register. Then I swear I saw him carry a mystery bag that materialized out of nowhere while he was cruising the clothes isles just filled with clothes. Well he walks with this newly filled wal mart bag full of clothes and then heads straight to customer service to the refund line. Dude had crazy balls. Almost felt like screaming out that he was a thief, then thought fuck it... I know what he did was not right, I know it was stealing but fuck them they are Wal mart. Odds are if it was any local store I would have mentioned something. Instead I just stuck with eating my apple pie.
Oh back to fucked up whore. I couldnt keep my mouth shut with her. I ended up yelling over to her to please shut her kid up, he was interrupting my meal. Kid was on the ground licking the fucking floor and yelling something about transformers. She told me to fuck off, I hollered back that I didnt want to cut into her business. I guess I lowered myself for yelling in a store and all. I honestly think I was effected by the air.
Oh well it was fun, food was good and oh so terrible for me. Go ahead inform me of how I will die now.
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